I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
You work out of a Hotel?
if only i could text you this smell
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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