there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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