Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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