at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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