The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
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