why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Randomize