Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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