It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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