Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
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