what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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