I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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