I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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