also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I wish i was in the wii world.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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