I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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