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We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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