sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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