The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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