It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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