at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
send nudes
from the living room?
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