This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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