I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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