His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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