The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
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