I think I died a long time ago.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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