I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Randomize
