oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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