I'm jealous of your bromance
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
True strength comes from lack of pants
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