Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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