I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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