some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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