Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
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