I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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