You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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