question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
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