Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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