People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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