Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Randomize
