Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
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