i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
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i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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