Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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