Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Randomize
