Cold hands, warm shart.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
