The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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