You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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