So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
We're too hungover to prance.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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