belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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