How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
i came on her dog
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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