I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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