Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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