KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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