new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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