Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I love you. Go after that dick
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