Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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