we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Randomize
