i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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