i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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